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One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father repli
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One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, p
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Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which one of them is more useful?" asked one of them.
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The buddy said to Tom, "I hear that it's the safest sitting in the middle of the train. Once an accident occurs, both ends of the train get damaged worst."
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The policeman asked, "Sonny, where's your home?"
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Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
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Betty:"I fell last night, unconscious for eight hours."
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One day, my four-year-old daughter suddenly told me:"Papa, what shall we do if the air of our inflator is used up?"
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Betty:"Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can't lay black ones."
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The couple next door gave birth to a black boy.
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Kate: "Do we close the door every day?"
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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
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One early on a plane want to puke, stewardess take out bags, quick full and take bags, and charged dont disorderly vomit. Stay back you then all the land, and asked why, replied: Ive met fast full, another sip, all people around vomitted..
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看完后面有翻译 I am an upcoming towards social of college students, a few years university life made me such a morality, intelligence and physique, us, fatigue all-round development in the compound all-rounder, at graduation, near to the l
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Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my little dog cant read. 布朗夫人:哦, 亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人:可是你该在
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